Lassie is playing and I have smidge of energy, so here are a few tidbits.
Anya on TRAFFIC:
Come on! Go, go. COME ON cars. It's GREEN...GOOOO! (and no, it's not from me, she made it up herself)
Anya on BEDTIME during summer:
No, it's not bedtime you silly goose. The sunsa is still up.
Anya on the name GRANDMA (taken from Grandma and Babooshka):
Gramooshka.
Anya to her BROTHER SCOTT, who is the head lifeguard (on duty) at the pool, on our first day swimming there:
Hey, Scott, WATCH ME! SCCCCOOOOOOTTT, I said WATCH ME!
Anya on the GIRL who is walking in the 2' deep pool, after she herself learned to swim again only 15 minutes ago:
She's not REALLY swimmin.
Anya when passing an IN-N-OUT burger joint and pointing at the big yellow check mark:
Mama, I want a cheeseburger right now.
Anya upon meeting a NEW PERSON:
I have a question for you. You have a dog?
Anya upon learning the person DOES NOT HAVE A DOG:
Ohhhhhh. I'm so sad. Why you don't have a dog? You have a cat?
Anya to my SISTER upon talking about her Mastiff 'Dempsy' who recently died:
Tye Tye Mo (Aunt Mo), you put Dempsy in the trash?
Anya after looking at a DOUBLE CHIN:
I don't wanna be old, I don't like this (hand motion pulling her hand across her neck under her chin).
Anya after looking at MY STOMACH and stretch marks:
Eww. I don't want that-I adopt a baby.~Monica